Greetings to the masses again!
Thank you for taking your time to read another installment of the Chaos Theories.
Keep all your questions coming! I value your input into the Chaos Theories.
I do have a few short answers for questions before I get stuck into my article.
Stone Cold made the right decision in retiring. We don�t see him very often in WWE anymore and I think that his legacy that he left behind will forever be remembered in our hearts. If Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker retire next year, everyone from the �Pre Attitude Era�, with the exception of Triple H and Kane, would have left the company.
Does everyone think that the matches on ECW are getting more and more stale as much as I do? I realize Tommy Dreamer is the Champion and I have the greatest respect for him and he deserves to be the champion, but really� Tyson Kidd vs. Finlay as a Main Event?
Now onto business�
I can understand the writers of the WWE having trouble coming up with storylines. For example: Legacy and their �dominance� of RAW. Have they only JUST realized that they can give Priceless (Rhodes & DiBiase) a Unified Tag Team Title match?
They should have done this ages ago to make more people jump on the �Anti Legacy� wagon.
Can the writers PLEASE just write a One on One Main Event for a change?
I am so sick to death of seeing Fatal Four Ways, Triple Threats, multiple man tag matches and 60 man battle royals for the main event.
Where is the on going rivalry,custom bobbleheads? What are the writers thinking to do this week after week after week?
Okay, have the writers seriously run out of ideas? Honestly� I can come up with a storyline out of the top of my head that has been done and DOESN�T seem like it�s a broken record.
Just for a small example, Jericho drops the title back to Rey and Edge just can�t take anymore of Jericho�s rambling on about how he�s the best. Edge just wants Jericho to shut up in turn making Edge a face when they square off. This ends up with Edge vs. Jericho at Unforgiven which Jericho wins.
Jericho then continues to run his mouth with Edge just ignoring him and challenges him to another match. A Falls Count Anywhere Match at No Mercy,personalized bobblehead.
When Jericho wins that one, he decides to challenge Edge to another match at Cyber Sunday with the fans picking the match. A) Cage. B) Hardcore. C) TLC
Fans jump on TLC which Edge wins.
Jericho runs his mouth about that Edge got his match and Edge got lucky. Edge then has an idea for a match at Survivor Series. Jericho vs,custom bobblehead. Edge � 30 Minute Ironman Match.
Edge wins 4 to 3.
It isn�t THAT hard guys! Randomize things a little!
I�m thankful that they did one thing right. They turned CM Punk heel. It was a long time coming in my opinion. While watching Friday night Smackdown, CM Punk got such a bad reception that I can�t remember the last time I heard him get booed that much.
Jeff Hardy is getting such a massive pop and Edge was being� well Edge and I don�t think they would have wanted to do one more Edge vs. Hardy match again.
I�m glad that CM Punk won the title and that Jeff Hardy is getting another shot at it after winning it for a grand total of 3 minutes. Give the title to Jeff and let him hold it for a few months. He deserves it.
Finally, the writers have given John Morrison a push. He has really gained an exceptional amount of experience and improved a lot in his transition from Johnny Nitro to John Morrison in the last 2 years.
The match that he had with Edge on the Friday Night Smackdown 2 weeks ago was one of the best matches that I have ever seen on Smackdown in the last year. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth� beautiful match!
I would�ve loved to see that match at a Pay Per View. That is the type of match I would like to see as a championship main event match and what I was talking about in my previous article. We need those type of matches to really stay on the edge of our seats and watch every second to find out who is going to win.
I commend the writers for making this match, I really hope that this turns into a rivalry. Edge needs to take a back seat for a while and Morrison needs that push that he deserves.
Is it just me or is everyone starting to get sick of Triple H vs. Randy Orton? Can the writers just please change it up a little? The Fatal Four Way match on RAW was great� but where do you go from that? I would really like to see everyone just so annoyed and Legacy that they do sort of what they did with Evolution in 2004,custom bobblehead. Evolution took over RAW for a week because Eric Bischoff left the building.
Evolution said there was �Strength in numbers�. But they didn�t count on everyone else on RAW teaming up to get rid of them.
This is what needs to happen with Legacy. Even if they have to put Orton as GM for a week or a month, make the entire RAW roster loath Legacy and gang upon them.
At the moment,custom bobblehead, I don�t really care what happens to Orton,., I do like his style of wrestling and his heel attitude. But Orton needs to break away from Legacy or Priceless needs to break away from Orton. It has worked� but now it�s just getting sad.
The �former� Land of Extreme has got one star on their roster that can exceed all expectations and is good with the fans AND is good on the mic. Do they give him the push,personalized bobbleheads? No.
He gets injured. They give it to a guy that looks and walks like Shrek and talks like he�s eating a mouthful of grapes and when he smiles� well I could put real estate on one tooth.
Jack Swagger winning the E STHEA W title was a good move at the time� it became very boring and overrated very quickly. I�m glad that Swagger was left out of Wrestlemania. He needs more work in my opinion. He tends to get a little sloppy and rushed with his moves if he�s in an important match.
The writers need to work a LOT more with both Bourne and Swagger. Swagger needs to take a back seat and Bourne needs to get off ECW.
Jeff Hardy vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Evan Bourne. Tell me that you wouldn�t want to see this match. Thought so,How To Get Your Business Up And Running.
As for Swagger, put him up a few notches and let him face Koslov or, even as much as I really don�t like saying this, turn him face and put him in matches against the New Hart Dynasty, it would be good for all involved.
Speaking of Koslov� what is his role in ECW? To kick all the newbie guys and say �I dominate all. *Russian jibberish* ECW Championship *Russian jibberish* Dominate *Scream to make me look like a tank*�
I have a word for you Koslov, �BORING!� Maybe you�ve heard of it?
He is becoming so stale that I know I can get up and make myself a glass of vanilla coke and get a bag of chips, come back and the match is over and he�s finished talking.
The writers need to take a serious look at the talent pool that they have and start making critical decisions,,. I don�t care if they have to start doing cross branded matches again,personalized bobble heads.
If it draws my attention then I�ll get into it,personalized bobblehead.
Seriously, if I was sitting there watching RAW, The Miz vs. Kofi for the US Title and then all of a sudden, Cm Punk and Chris Jericho come down and beat the heck out of both guys. People won�t know what�s going on. I know it has been done in 2005� but that was a time when everyone was on the edge of their seats thinking �What�s going to happen next?� where is that excitement on RAW and Smackdown?
I said it in my last Article, where is King of the Ring? It guaranteed that someone new talent would rise through the ranks and be noticed by a lot of people that would not really consider that person to be a contender material until he won that tournament.
BRING IT BACK!!
If there is a King of the Ring tournament this year, I really want the final to be John Morrison vs. Evan Bourne. The match would be top notch as well as both guys deserve a huge push right now. Whoever wins gets the credit that they deserve.
Here is what the WWE has to do.
1. Make legitimate #1 Contender Tournaments and matches.
Could we please have a #1 contender match with MORE than two people that isn�t over the top rope?
Fatal Four Way Elimination match is an example.
Does anyone remember when Triple H was given the World Heavyweight Title in 2002? The Fatal Four Way Elimination Match between RVD,personalized bobble heads, Jeff Hardy, Big Show and Chris Jericho was a classic match. We need more #1 Contender matches like that.
2. Bring some grudge matches back.
When is the last time we had a big rivalry that didn�t have any gold on the line?
Grudges that start from one thing, then snowball to become a heated rivalry and continue for an epic encounter inside Hell in a Cell months later. Where have those rivalries gone? Mankind vs. Undertaker, Undertaker vs. Randy Orton, DX vs. The McMahons, we need more rivalries like these.
3. More Violence. Sometimes we just want to see people bleed. I don�t want to see it every match,Wedding Dresses for Green Wedding Theme, especially not the Diva�s matches,customize bobblehead, but I would like to see it once on the card or even as an attack after the match, maybe even once every two weeks. Split him open a little. A trickle is fine. Anything crimson is fine. Just make him angry and want to get revenge on you. Oh look, snap, rivalry.
4. The Comedic Heel. Who is it and what is he doing out of the WWE? Bring Kurt Angle back,customized bobbleheads. When he was a heel he still had the effort to be funny as a heel. Not many people can do that and still be a heel without turning face in the process. Where is that comedy side of a rivalry? That side where we can laugh and make fun of that person even if he is a heel. Edge and Cena were those people but now they moved onto different things,Importance And Role Of Retail Packaging In The Brand Development. Bring back a comedic heel!
and finally�
5. Call me. I have a ton of storylines that can make your hair stand on end.
Until then, I�ll be sitting in my pool of Vanilla Coke dreaming of actually seeing something exciting on TV.
Bash Predictions.
Dolph Ziggler vs,custom bobbleheads. The Great Khali
Winner: Khali
John Cena vs. The Miz
Winner: The Miz
WWE Women�s Title
Melina � vs. Michelle McCool
Winner: Michelle McCool
Unified Tag Team Titles
The Colons � vs. Legacy
Winner: Legacy
Intercontinental Championship vs,customized bobbleheads. Mask
Chris Jericho � vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: Jericho
ECW Championship Scramble Match
Tommy Dreamer vs. Finlay vs. Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs,The History Of The Philadelphia Eagles. Mark Henry
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk � vs. Jeff Hardy
I don�t see Hardy winning the belt until Summerslam
Winner: CM Punk
WWE Title � 3 Stages of Hell Match
Randy Orton � vs. Triple H
Orton will win the first fall
Triple H will win the 2nd
Legacy will assist in Orton with the 3rd
Winner: Randy Orton
(Hell in a Cell match at Summerslam� PLEASE!!!)
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